But I digress. It's actually mediocre, boring, and totally modern-age. This psychological dependence of mine is called TEXTING. Or "mext tessaging" if, like me, you have mild dyslexia.
I pondered over this concept for days and I came to the conclusion that I am, in fact, addicted to texting. And to prove it I'm going to make a list of all the times/places that I am texting.
Here we go.
I text while I'm...
- Crossing the street.
- Walking up the stairs.
- Walking down the stairs.
- Walking, in general.
- Running.
- Eating.
- Drinking.
- Taking off my clothes.
- Putting on my clothes.
- In class.
- In the bathroom.
- In the shower.
- Asleep. Just kidding, half-asleep.
- Having a conversation.
- Dancing.
- Typing on the computer.
- Writing.
- Reading.
- Rollerblading.
- Playing tennis.
- Playing catch.
- Watching a movie/show.
- Washing the dishes.
- In a place that doesn't even have service.
- Waking up.
- About to go to sleep.
- In another country.
- On a rollercoaster.
- On a swing.
- Anywhere, doing anything, really.
See? That right there is some rock hard evidence of my addiction. And I don't care. I won't stop. I can't be stopped. DON'T MAKE ME STOP.
It could be worse. I could be addicted to preadolescent boys. Or heroin. Mirite?
22 comments:
ahh, that addiction isn't half bad.
Just, remember to glance up and look both ways before crossing the street...
Chase-- I try to. Usually I just listen for the screeching of tires.
I heard a story on the radio a few months ago about a girl who is suing the city because she walked into a manhole while texting. She claims they still have her shoe.
I thought they were kidding at first. I'll google it and see if I can find it for you.
Text on, girl!
Jo-- Haha, sounds plausible! I'd love to read about that.
At least it's not a meth addiction. And it's not dangerous... although with your propensity for falling, maybe you should lay off the walking and texting thing. Pretty funny post, as always!
I text while walking too. And I refuse to use anything other than perfect grammar, which requires focus. It's a wonder we are both still alive in New York.
Need to start texting during sex imo.
Thank god for texting!
How many texts a month are you doin? I do about 2500 but I have a feeling you probably beat me.
Some of the times you are texting would require you having another set or hands, i.e. washing dishes or changing clothes...
how does that work?
I guess if you are determined to get that o-so important mext tessage out then you figure out a way to make it happen.
I'll believe #12 when you twitpic it.
eQ-- When I'm washing the dishes, I take little breaks to respond to texts haha. And while I'm changing clothes, I usually have my cell in my hand. Score!
Hannah-- Me too! I'm very anal about grammar even in texts. I even correct other people in my responses to them.
Steve-- NO!
Mr. C-- I've never checked actually. It might be like 8,900. Minimum.
Lola-- Thanks ;). Texting and walking simultaneously is one of the very few skills I have that I'm actually proud of.
Jay-- Is that a challenge? I never turn down a challenge!
Dude... did you just type 'Mirite?'
That tickles me to no avail...
P.S. If you need a no-strings-attached text buddy, lemme know!
Lol...
at least you're not an EMT or something: pair of defibrillator paddles in one hand, blackberry in the other.
sometimes I avoid people's phone calls on purpose just so I can text them back. yes i know i'm weird. i'd rather text them vs actually TALK to them.
You talk about being addicted to heroin like its a bad thing... lol, thats pretty funny but I think you're def not alone. Theres a whole world of ppl addicted to it, just dont substitute texting for breathing, eating or sleeping and I think you'll survive. Not like you'll sell a baby for 10 more texts added to your plan, amiright?
I love this! I text everywhere too! And mind you, cell phone rates here are off the charts! Which reminds me, I'm totally dreading my bill.
:(
Bachelor-- I did, I did. I can always use another no-strings-attached texting buddy!
Jacob-- Who told you I'm not an EMT? WHO TOLD YOU?
ى -- That is awful. I'm guessing it looks like my credit card bill :(.
Suazo-- Definitely not. I have unlimited texts.
Jaye-- I do the same exact thing. Also, I like voicemails.
I'm totally feeling you, girlie. I do have obsession in texting too. It's what I do, whenever wherever :p it's kinda funny since I'm not even a person who likes talking on the phone for so long. But texting? I like.
Texting is love. Definitely texting > talking on the phone!
All of your posts never cease to make me laugh. lolll. I can't text while I wash dishes though. No protective cover on my Blackberry equates electrical short circuiting. And possibly death through electrocution. For my Blackberry.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA.
i'm gonna make an effort to text you more often. only with over-analyzer me, i don't want to be the message you're reading as you get hit by a bus while crossing the street. and where did you find the happy pill animation? very appropriate.
U DA BEST
lolz in a place having no service??so that means you keep texting even if there is no cellphone in ur hands!!haha I'm the complete opposite i just hate texting and i mostly make a cal if i hav to talk to someone!!haha njoi ur addiction!!r u still texting??
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